Thursday 28 June 2007

Charley Snubs Kieran Shocker!

SEETHING big brother star Charley Uchea, will snub her cousin Kieran Richardson when she eventually leaves the Big Brother house, it was revealed yesterday..

The former lap dancing, loud mouthed, pretend prostitute, told how she and her family had been left totally ashamed by the way Kieran has been playing over the last 12 months, and how she feels let down after Kieran confessed they were related in a national newspaper, and how he fully intends to put in an appearance, and offer to sign autographs during her eviction night from the big brother house.

Kieran 22, Has become one of Manchester united`s most popular hate figures thanks to his pathetic displays on the pitch, and constantly claiming to be a footballer despite possessing neither pace, talent or elementary ball control.
And Charley is furious that he has been using her name too boost his popularity. By claiming he often goes partying with Charley, and how has even bedded some of her friends.

"Kieran is just a complete embarrassment –" she revealed during the late night chat with her fellow housemates, "every time I have been to old Trafford during the last 12 months. There he is, lumbering down the wing, giving away possession or tripping over his own feet. I have no idea what united were thinking giveing him a contract in the first place. The sooner he’s evicted from Old Trafford and everybody forgets about him the better," she said.

Then the big brother star went on to confess how her and her family had been left completely humiliated by Kieran`s recent performances for England. "He’s nothing but a fame hungry talentless t0sser," she said, before bursting into tears and hiding her face in shame.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Blogtastic!!!!

Anonymous said...

looool quality frasier, quality.

Anonymous said...

haha very funny.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha he's been name droppping her?? lolll!!!!!
i can see the conversations now in the changing room...

David Beckham: yeh my wife is victoria , she was posh spice in a world wide famous band.

Keiren: yeh... well... my cousin is like that gobby bird in big brother.


looool!!