BB8 Highlights, day 10

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DAY 10
08.53am
Most of the housemates are still in bed. Charley and Nikki are in the kitchen talking. Charley is telling Nikki about the time she attended a party with frank Lampard, George best, and prince Philip, when Chanelle enters from the bedroom. Charley asks Chanelle if she wants to join them in the garden as they are going for a cigarette? Chanelle says she would love to but it’s looking a bit black outside. Charley and Nikki recoil in horror and tell her that they can’t believe she just said that. Chanelle tells them she was simply commenting on the state of the weather, and can they both stop talking about it, as she doesn’t want to get into trouble. Charley tells Chanelle she really ought to be careful what she says in the future, but agrees that its no big deal, and promises never to bring up the subject ever again.

08.54am
Charley is in the bedroom talking with Shabnam and Laura, about the comment made by Chanelle a few moments ago, before telling them its no big deal and changing into a new outfit. Just in case there is a media helicopter circling overhead later on. Tracey enters from the bathroom looking slightly confused, and asks them what the white roll of tissue paper is standing next to the cistern. Shabnam explains that it is called toilet paper and people use it to wipe their bottoms with. Tracey starts waving her arms around frantically and tells them, that she doesn’t wear make up, she doesn’t wash regularly, and she doesn’t wipe her ar$e. She’s Tracey. Deal with it! Before keeping it real, by grabbing her pouch of tobacco and storming out of the room.

11.04am
Most of the housemates are in the garden consoling a tearful Charley about the comment made earlier by Chanelle. Carole and Laura are sunbathing by the pool. Sam and Amanda are playing in the lounge, giggling excitedly and jumping up and down on the sofa, when Lesley enters from the bedroom. Lesley tells the twins in a firm authoritarian voice, that Big Brother has informed her the sofa belongs to her, and she alone is allowed to use it, and that if they want to play the jumping game they are to go outside immediately. Sam and Amanda apologise for their behaviour, start clapping their hands, run out into the garden, before carrying on their game, by jumping up and down on Carole and Laura.

12.05pm
Ziggy and Chanelle are lying in bed stroking each others hair. Chanelle tells Ziggy that she is worried about what their families, and the viewers will think of them sharing a bed together, as she doesn’t wish to ruin her reputation in the outside world. Ziggy tells her that she can trust him, and she has no need to be concerned. As they both respect each other too much to embarrass themselves and their loved ones by indulging in sexual activity on national television. Chanelle agrees, before asking Ziggy, if he wouldn’t mind removing his other hand from her breast and putting on some underwear.

2.30pm
Shabnam and Nikki are in the kitchen talking. Earlier in the week Shabnam had her clothes and make up confiscated by big brother, as a punishment for Ziggy and Emily discussing nominations. Nikki is doing a stock take of the food, while Shabnam is telling her how having her make up removed really doesn’t concern her. As she is naturally beautiful, and back home she was easily the most famous person living in her street. Nikki politely nods her head, before noticing that a tomato and piece of beetroot have gone missing from the kitchen. Nikki immediately storms off to organise a house meeting, and search of the premises, to try and discover who has been taking food without her permission.

2.45pm
Shabnam is in the bathroom rubbing a piece of beetroot against her cheeks, and applying tomato juice to her lips. Lesley is in the diary room telling big brother for the 9th consecutive day that she has had enough and wishes to leave the house immediately. Big Brother informs Lesley that if she wants to leave she should just go and offers to bring her suitcase to the diary room. Lesley tells Big Brother that she will sleep on it once again, and make her final decision in the morning.

4.15pm
Tracey is in the garden. Proper aving it, and keeping it real, by smoking a roll up and frightening away the birds. Carole the freedom fighting, equality for all, self proclaimed chairperson of the womens liberation army, is in the bathroom on her hands and knees trying to remove a particularly stubborn skid mark from the bottom of the pan, while Chanelle and Laura are supervising and asking her what time she will be finished as they want her to wash their clothes, and finish making their beds.

5.30pm
Charley and the twins are in the garden. The twins are playing horses and chasing each other around the pool. While Charley is telling them about the time she had dinner with Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Mr T, and the Dalai Lama. Charley has just begun telling them about the comment made earlier by Chanelle, and how it really didn’t bother her when Lesley appears from the lounge. Lesley puts her fingers on her lips to signify silence, before telling the twins in a firm authoritarian voice, that they can play outside for 5 more minutes, then they have to come inside and have a bath before dinner. The twins start pulling faces, and telling her it`s not fair, before running away and trying to hide in the bushes.

6.23pm
Laura is in bed struggling for breath, after foolishly trying to get dressed earlier in the afternoon. Most of the other housemates are in the lounge. Lesley, Sam and Amanda are in the bath area. Lesley is washing the twins hair, while the twins sponge each other down with hot soapy water. Ziggy and the 7 of the cameramen, have each had an erection for 14 minutes.

7.50pm
Nikki is the diary room. Nikki is telling Big Brother that earlier in the day a tomato and a piece of beetroot went missing from the kitchen area. Nikki is asking whether she can have access to the CCTV coverage of the house between 11pm last night and 2.30pm this afternoon, as she wishes to review it and discover whom the culprit was. Big Brother tuens down her request. Nikki informs Big Brother that due to their decision she will be forced to take drastic action, before storming out of the diary room, and chaining herself to the fridge, and singing we shall not be moved at the top of her voice.

8.02pm
Chanelle and Ziggy are in bed together French kissing. Chanelle once again expresses her concern about how this will look to their parents in the outside world. Ziggy reassures her that that they haven’t done anything wrong, they are just friends and housemates who happen to share the same bed. Chanelle agrees, before asking him to put his erection back in his pants, and to stop tweaking her nipples. Ziggy tells Chanelle that he is more concerned about how sharing a house full of women will affect his masculinity. Chanelle assures him he has nothing to worry about, as he is all man, and then asks him if he wouldn’t mind returning her hair straighteners and coconut oil shampoo that he borrowed earlier in the day. Ziggy tells Chanelle that he hasn’t finished with them yet, before calling her a selfish, self-centred b1tch, and flouncing off to the bathroom.

9.00pm
Lesley, Sam and Amanda are in the bedroom. The twins are in bed while Lesley is reading them a bedtime story. Lesley is telling them a fairytale about two beautiful princesses called Sam and Amanda, who were locked in a tower by their evil Big Brother, who was jealous of their beauty. Until one day, the dashing prince Davina came along to rescue them, and they all lived happily ever after. The twins thank her for the nice story as Lesley tucks them in and kisses them goodnight. Lesley is about to turn off the light when the bedroom door opens and the twins start screaming hysterically, and shouting that the bogeyman has come to get them. Lesley tells them not to be so silly, as its just Tracey, keeping it real by going to the bathroom.

9.50pm
Shabnam, Charley and Laura are in the lounge. Shabnam is exuding an inner star quality. while continually flicking her hair and gazing adoringly into the mirrors. Laura is eating a cake. Charley is telling them about the time she attended a ball with, John Terry, Eric Cantona, Mick Hucknall, and ET, when Lesley enters from the diary room. Lesley informs Laura that Big Brother has just told her the cake belongs to her, and that nobody is to eat it apart from herself, or Laura will be punished by having her clothes and make up removed, as well as being denied access to the bathroom for the rest of her stay. Laura thinks about it for a second before finishing eating the cake.

10.35pm
All of the housemates have been gathered in the lounge. Charley is telling Chanelle how the comment she made earlier that morning really didn’t bother her, before bursting into tears and being consoled by the rest of the housemates. Charley says that even though the comment was unintentional it probably means that her face will be on the front page of every newspaper, before rushing into the bedroom to change her outfit for the fifth time that day.

10.45pm
Gerry has just entered the Big Brother house. Most of the other housemates are screaming hysterically, and creaming their knickers, before realizing he is gay and moving back to the sofa. Ziggy is eyeing him suspiciously from across the room.

10.50pm
Seany has just entered the Big Brother house. Most of the other housemates are screaming hysterically, and creaming their knickers, before realizing he is gay and moving back to the sofa. Ziggy is eyeing him suspiciously from across the room.

10.55pm
Charley is telling Gerry and Seany about the comment made earlier by Chanelle, and how she is really isn’t bothered by it, when they are both called to the diary room. Big Brother informs Gerry and Seany that next week, they, and two other housemates of their choosing will each be doing the nominating. Gerry starts screaming about how fabulous it all is while continually touching Seany on the leg. Seany tells him he hates iffeminate gay people before punching him in the face, and kneeing him in the testicles. Big Brother asks them both to leave the diary room immediately.

04.23am
Most of the housemates are in bed. Sam and Amanda are in the bathroom, staring into the mirror looking confused. Trying to figure out which one of them is which. Back in the bedroom, Lesley is telling Seany that Big Brother has informed her that she is in charge of the house, and if he doesn’t do what he’s told he will be severely punished over the coming weeks. Seany tells Lesley he hates old people, before whipping away her duvet and head butting her repeatedly in the face.

05.30am
Most of the housemates are asleep. Carole the freedom fighting, equality for all, self-proclaimed chairperson of the womens liberation army, has finished cleaning the house, and is in the garden on her hands on knees scrubbing the gussets of the rest of the housemates underwear. Nikki is in the lounge hiding behind the bath staking out the kitchen area. Nikki has been staking out the kitchen area for 3 hours and 14 minutes, when Carole enters to change the water in her bucket. Nikki who has been watching her suspiciously, screams like a ninja, before running across the room, pouncing on Carole and forcing her to the floor in a headlock, before accusing her of being a sneaky thieving b1tch, and asking her where she has hidden the tomato and beetroot.

Big Brother immediately calls Nikki to the diary room.

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