BB7 Highlights, day 65

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DAY 65
09.24am
Most of the housemates are still in bed. Yesterday, Jayne broke big brother rules for the 36th time, when she produced a mobile phone from her buttock crevice, and spent 45 minutes voting on this week’s eviction. As a punishment, big brother announced to the rest of the housemates that should she stay, Jayne would once again receive immunity from next week’s eviction. Susie and Richard are in the kitchen discussing the earlier punishments. Susie confesses that during the food rationing, she became so desperate that she almost considered making a cup of tea with a used teabag. Richard comforts Susie while wearing a big hat.

09:55am
Some of the housemates are in the kitchen. Pete is in the garden punching himself in the face whilst using a selection of kitchen utensils as a drum kit. Aisleyne and spiral are in the bedroom talking. Spiral tells aisleyne that during the night, he looked under her duvet and noticed she was sleeping in some very revealing underwear, spiral tells aisleyne how she is disrespecting herself. Aisleyne disagrees, and as soon as the camera moves in her direction uncontrollably bursts into tears. Spiral becomes agitated and tells her she is nothing more than a pr1ck tease, before kicking the bedroom door open and storming off to the diary room.

11.30am
Susie is in the kitchen making bread and drinking a cup of tea. Jennie and Glyn come running in from the lounge, and ask Susie if they can go and play cowboys and Indians in the garden until their dinner is ready. Susie says that’s fine, but they are not to eat any more sweets, as they will ruin their appetites. Jennie and Glyn run out into the garden and start chasing each other around the pool.

12.10pm
Mikey is talking with Imogen by the pool while giving her a platonic massage. Mikey has had an erection for 14 minutes. Mikey tells Imogen its ok to give her a platonic massage as they are just friends, and no matter how it looks to everyone else, they both know there is nothing going on between them. Imogen agrees with him "you’re so right babes" she says. Mikey tells Imogen he really cant believe he has made it so far, as he feels most of the other housemates are a lot more deserving than him. Imogen asks him what he’s talking about as he has only massaged as far as her thighs. Mikey tells her he meant in the big brother house. Imogen apologises telling him she is feeling a bit brain dead today. Big brother considers turning off the machine.

12.54pm
Jayne, Mikey, Michael and Richard are in the bedroom talking. Richard has been stroking Michael’s pussy for 17 minutes. Jayne is giving the housemates an update on the recent storylines in coronation street and eastenders, and telling Mikey about how England were once again knocked out of the world cup at the quarter final stage during a tense penalty shoot out.

Big brother immediately calls Jayne to the diary room.

2.30pm
Aisleyne is in the bathroom taking a cold shower. Spiral, who has been standing on the sink watching her for 7 minutes apologises for his earlier outburst in the bedroom. Aisleyne accepts his apology and asks him if he wouldn’t mind waiting outside while she dries herself. Spiral loses his temper telling aisleyne she is nothing more than a pr1ck tease, and how she is disrespecting herself by washing her genitalia live on national television. Aisleyne bursts into tears as spiral kicks the bathroom door open and storms off into the garden.

3.15pm
Most of the housemates are in the garden. Pete has been playing the drums for 5 hours and 20 minutes. As Pete is a very strong contender to win this years big brother and nobody wants to upset him. The rest of the housemates are forcing themselves to smile, and through gritted teeth, are continually telling Pete to carry on playing as his constant banging is really brightening their day.

5.30pm
Richard and Michael are in the bedroom talking about Michael’s sexuality. Richard tells Michael he has nothing to be ashamed off, as being gay no longer carries the stigma that it once did. Michael tells Richard he is very proud he just doesn’t need Richard constantly ramming his sexuality down his throat. Richard tells him he should be so lucky. Michael loses his temper and tells Richard there is nothing wrong with trying to retain his masculinity, before mincing off to the bathroom to paint his nails in readiness for tonight’s eviction.

6.01pm
Aisleyne is in the diary room wearing a thong. The cameraman has had an erection for 8 minutes. Aisleyne is telling big brother about how lonely she feels in the house, and how as the only remaining black woman she can’t help feeling segregated from the others housemates. Big brother points out that she has no need to feel this way, as she is in fact white. Aisleyne breaks into her Jamaican accent and tells big brother they better know themselves before they start dissing this fly girl, before bursting into tears, leaving the diary room and asking spiral if he can give her a hug.

6.39pm
Glyn and Jennie are in the garden making mud pies. Glyn asks Jennie how long the mud pies will take to make, as he is feeling very very hungry. Jennie tells him you cannot eat mud pies they are just for playing with. Glyn looks gormlessly at her for a few moments before telling Jennie he may ask big brother for a fishing rod later, to see if he can catch anything in the pool as he is feeling very very hungry, Jennie tells him there are no fish in the pool, just water. Glyn looks gormlessly at her for a few moments before pulling her pigtails and running away laughing. Susie enters the garden and calls them both inside for their tea.

6.40pm
Mikey and Imogen are in the bedroom platonically french kissing while they fondle each other’s buttocks. Mikey has had an erection for 3 minutes. Mikey tells Imogen it is ok to platonically french kiss and fondle each others buttocks, as they are just friends and no matter how it looks to everyone else, they both know there is nothing going on between them, imogen agrees with him "you’re so right babes" she says between moans.

7.30pm
All of the housemates have been gathered in the lounge. Yesterday Jayne broke big brother rules for the 43rd time when she clambered over the garden wall. Took a taxi down to tesco`s, and returned 40 minutes later carrying 12 bottles of wine. A copy of the daily star and 24 chocolate éclairs. As a punishment for her constant rule breaking. Big brother informs Jayne that they will be confiscating her mobile phone with immediate effect.

8.02pm
Most of the housemates are in the garden. Spiral and Pete are in the bedroom talking. As they are talking spiral is sitting on aisleyne bed while he goes through her underwear drawer. Pete feels he should say something, but instead, he hides under his duvet and starts to giggle nervously. While spiral parades around the bedroom wearing one of Aisleyne`s thongs complaining about how revealing it is. Aisleyne enters and asks him why is he wearing her underwear? Spiral tells her she is nothing but a pr1ck tease before kicking the bedroom door open and storming off to the diary room.

9.26pm
All of the housemates have been gathered in the lounge. Pete tells the others he is thinking about leaving, as he misses Nikki and it isn’t the same without her. Jayne tells him he would be foolish to leave as he is very popular in the outside world and he has been the favourite to win since day one. She also tells him he is very popular in the house as he is yet to receive a single nomination from his fellow housemates.Davina announces that Jayne is the next person to be evicted. The rest of the housemates start cheering and exchanging high fives, as they leap around the room in orgasmic delight. Susie stands in the background before asking Jayne if she would like a nice cup of tea.

10.25pm
Jayne has been evicted from the big brother house. For a party big brother has provided the housemates with 12 bottles of wine and 24 chocolate éclairs. Michael and Glyn are in the kitchen discussing religion. Michael tells glyn about the church of Michael, and how he believes that every living creature is possessed by the spirit of the almighty, and how each individual creates his own church and set of religious guidelines that must be adhered to if they are to receive spiritual purity and eventually gain entry to the kingdom of heaven.Glyn looks gormlessly at him for a few seconds before telling Michael that back home he goes to church every week, as in his village; the church doubles up as the local youth club.

01.05am
Some of the housemates are in bed. Michael and Richard are in the bathroom discussing Michael’s sexuality. Richard tells Michael he likes her as a person but she really needs to stop taking herself so seriously. Michael loses his temper telling Richard that he is a man, and asking him to please stop calling him her as he wishes to retain his masculinity. Michael then tells Richard he doesn’t wish to discuss it any further as he needs to shave his legs and apply his face pack before going to bed.

02.30am
Most of the housemates are in bed. Mikey and Imogen are in bed together talking, while Mikey platonically takes imogen slowly from behind. Mikey tells imogen it is ok to platonically take her from behind as they are just friends, and no matter how it looks to everyone else, they both know there is nothing going on between them, Imogen agrees with him "you’re so right babes" she says while biting her pillow.

02.31am
Most of the housemates are asleep. Spiral is in the garden, staggering about as he drinks from a nearly empty bottle of wine. Spiral notices the hedge shaped like a man and asks him why he is looking at him in a funny way. When the hedge shaped like a man refuses to answer, spiral accuses it of disrespecting him, before smashing his wine bottle on the table, leaping on the hedge shaped like a man, wrestling it to the floor and repeatedly jabbing at its leafy shrubbery with the broken bottle.

Big brother immediately calls spiral to the diary room.

04.30am
Most of the housemates are in bed. Spiral has pulled away Aisleyne`s duvet and is sitting naked on her bed, tenderly stroking her hair while watching her sleep. Spiral has been watching Aisleyne sleep for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

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